Friday, August 10, 2007

What I'm Loving Right Now

Ok, that's sort of cheating, since I've loved So You Think You Can Dance the past three summers, but I love it even more right now because it fulfills this void in my life that I've been missing ever since I stopped dancing competitively five years ago. I miss it, but at least I can live vicariously through a reality show. There have been some really great, creative pieces choreographed this season, so here's a few that are fun and I thought stood out. Make sure to check out the finale next week!

Neil and Sabra (my favorite to win) do a cool business-inspired Jazz routine


Pasha and Sara having fun with suspenders and the 80s' aerobic look


Neil and Lauren dancing a trippy, strange contemporary piece


Pasha and Lacey, as a mannequin, dancing to one of my favorite songs

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

The Conezone

I realized that this blog desperately needed some Conan love, so I thought I'd give a few links for those that have time to waste and need a good laugh. Just some of my favorite moments include the Walker Texas Ranger lever, Conando, Fagerstrom, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, ridiculous interviews, faux commercials, an Emmy intro, and so much more...I even just recently came across the first ever episode of Late Night, which is very strange to watch, but entertaining nonetheless.

Also, Michael Cera was a guest last night and I couldn't pass up the opportunity to post the interview, especially since he gives San Diego some love...kinda.

The Bourne Ultimatum


By far, The Bourne Ultimatum is THE BEST threequel of the summer. Maybe even the best, most solid movie of the summer, threequels aside. Or maybe even ever. I mean, come on, those fight and chase sequences are unreal, but in a more realistic way than anything seen in something like Transformers. That, of course, is due to the wonderfully fresh directing of Paul Greengrass, who mastered the classic Bourne camera movements and editing when he took over to direct the second installment (I can’t even imagine how they go about editing one of these). These movies have also proved how bankable of a star Matt Damon is, but also shows his physical prowess and just plain badassness as an actor. This time around, we get plenty of action on three continents, with exciting and tense sequences in London, Madrid, Tangiers, and New York, among other great locales. Jason Bourne is continuing his quest of self-discovery after being a CIA agent overcome with amnesia, and finally we get some flashbacks and some closure to his eerily forgotten past. I was glad to see Julia Stiles kick some ass, and that scene with her conveniently bearing a similar look to Franka Potente’s Marie from the first film was a nice, poignant touch. What’s also so great about the movie, just like the first two, is that there is such great energy exuding from the characters (even from Joan Allen and David Strathairn in their offices) and the fast pace is perfect. Now, I love spy movies and anything that involves an engaging chase, and The Bourne Ultimatum has got to be one of the best. Hot damn, that sequence in Morocco was probably one of the tightest things I’ve seen on film – and I don’t use the word tight lightly – as well as the car chase in NYC. Props to the stunt coordinators and fight choreographers for bringing some solid action-packed entertainment and for showing us all how you can kill a man with a towel and a book. Although those behind the series have mentioned a fourth Bourne as a possibility in the future, I would be completely satisfied if these three were it. The third ends seamlessly, hitting the right note with accompaniment by the perfectly placed sounds of Moby’s “Extreme Ways.” I could never get enough of Jason Bourne, but sometimes it’s good to end a respectable, well-handled franchise while you’re still on top and ahead of the game – and we all know that the man known as Jason Bourne certainly is.

Directed by Paul Greengrass
Runtime: 111 minutes

Hot Rod


All I can say is that I’m so disappointed. Hot Rod gets a case of the “good trailer, bad movie” blues. Honestly, all the mildly funny stuff is in the preview. Beyond a few ridiculous lines/stunts that let out a laugh or two, most the time you’re watching going “What the…?” I mean, Will Arnett wasn’t even funny in this – and that’s saying something. Andy Samberg is charismatic enough to keep the movie going, but barely. He, with costar Jorma Taccone and director Akiva Schaffer, are the creators behind many Saturday Night Live Digital Shorts, such as the popular Lazy Sunday and D*** in a Box, as well as their own online videos under their team name, The Lonely Island. So they’re used to creating great bits of sketch comedy, which is made to last only a few minutes – not for the duration of a feature film. This story could have worked much better if it was just a short video online. Their skills at making random, absurd videos can constantly be felt throughout the film, but unfortunately for the moviegoer it’s not a scheme that works well. The storyline and random off-the-wall bits feel awkward, and you feel awkward watching it. Samberg plays Rod Kimble, a wannabe stuntman, who plans to earn money for a heart transplant for his dying stepfather – just so he can keep him alive in order to kick his ass, thus proving himself a man. Hmm. I’m not sure how I feel about that. Is that meant to be funny, cruel, or just plain dumb? Well, I can definitely say that the movie is dumb, that it cruelly wastes your time (when you could have seen The Bourne Ultimatum again), and that it’s funny – funny because you walk out laughing at yourself just to make you feel better about spending ten bucks on it.

Directed by Akiva Schaffer
Runtime: 88 minutes

Friday, August 03, 2007

The Simpsons Movie



It’s very strange seeing the family of five, along with the rest of Springfield on the big screen. After years of seeing them on the small tube at home, it’s almost shocking to see so much of them (and so much of Bart!). It’s also different to watch them at a cinematic pace, for an hour and a half – as opposed to simply 22 minutes. I have to agree with how film critic Richard Roeper put it, that it’s a solid film but nothing that makes you really laugh out loud, but it keeps you chuckling throughout. The comedy here is much more subtle, just like the show, with hidden and off-to-the-side jokes. The storyline is good, with Homer putting all of Springfield in peril and then of course dealing with the problem by fleeing to the “country of Alaska,” and in-the-now topics like global warming and bad reality shows (Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?) are cleverly present. Of course, as many episodes have turned out, there is a heart to the movie with the Simpson family having doubts about one another and Lisa falling in love. However, I would have liked to see characters like Sideshow Bob or more of Apu and Milhouse and even more celebrity cameos. Nonetheless, The Simpsons have a good time on screen, but they’re best in your living room, where they’ve been a whole 18 years. But at least one thing got cleared up in the movie, which was hands down the best line/moment of the movie – we finally know Ralph Wiggum’s sexual orientation.

Directed by David Silverman
Runtime: 87 minutes

Comic-Con (Saturday, July 28)

So my second day at Comic-Con ran much more smoothly than the first, but there were mucho mucho gente everywhere. I drove to Old Town and took the trolley downtown to avoid both the masses and the high parking fees. Luckily when I arrived at the convention center at 9:30 a.m., Hall H was open and not nearly as full as I feared. I managed to get a pretty good seat toward the front and prepared myself for a long day inside the huge hall. I had my Entertainment Weekly and a plethora of snacks to keep me busy during the breaks between each panel.

First up was The Simpsons, to promote both the show and movie. There were mostly writers there, including creator Matt Groening, and Yeardley Smith, who voices Lisa. As imagined, the group was very funny and sharp with every question thrown their way. They showed a funny deleted scene from the movie and promised that if you hated the clip, then you’d love the movie. Aside from singing “Spider-Pig” for everybody, the discussion mostly remained on the series, which is going into its 19th season. There will be an episode about Ralph Wiggum being a presidential candidate in the ‘08 election, as well as more from Sideshow Bob. They also whetted our appetites by showing a clip from the upcoming Treehouse of Horror episode.

The men behind Reno 911! came out to promote their kung-fu ping-pong inspired comedy, Balls of Fury. Tom Lennon, who is most famously known as Lt. Dangle, came out in his ping-pong attire (a very tight spandex unitard) from the film. Star Dan Fogler was also there. The three of them mostly kept joking around with each other, but it was quite entertaining when they all ogled over a girl dressed as Princess Leia (the golden bikini from ‘Jedi’) who was trying to ask them a question. The guys also talked about working with Christopher Walken (Fogler does quite a good impression) and how he likes to pull pranks on the cast and crew, such as telling everyone it’s his birthday. Apparently he told people it was his birthday three different days during the shoot.

To promote their new “horror” movie, The Stranger, stars Scott Speedman and Liv Tyler (her first convention ever) stopped by with first-time director Bryan Bertino, all of which were really nervous. The clips weren’t very frightening, and you could tell people didn’t really know what to ask, so most of the questions were posed toward Liv and her role in Lord of the Rings.

The production crew (including LotR alum Richard Taylor!) behind the Narnia series came out to show some exclusive clips from the second installment, Prince Caspian. Speaking of the prince, casting sure did a good job of finding a charming and handsome young lad to play the role. Via satellite from Prague, the prince himself, Ben Barnes, and director Andrew Adamson talked a bit about the film, but couldn’t chat too long as the time difference made it their bedtime, although they joked that Ben was really just going to hit up the clubs. But I bet he really was.

To prove that Pixar knows how to do things right, writer and director, Andrew Stanton, came to discuss the next Pixar film, Wall-E. The film follows a robot of the same name made to act as a trash compactor on Earth. After humans leave the planet because it becomes too uninhabitable, Wall-E slowly but surely compacts trash over the course of 700 years, only to develop a very un-robot characteristic – emotion. Sound designer Ben Burtt (he worked on Star Wars and is the man behind R2-D2) gave us all a taste of the sound that each robot makes in the film. Interestingly, the film has very little to no dialogue in it. To show just what they meant, they treated us with a great 5 minute scene from the film. I think it looks terrific and there was not a word spoken, which almost made it more touching. I think everyone will enjoy this one, which comes out next summer.

Edward Norton came to discuss his involvement in the next attempt to wrangle The Incredible Hulk, which he surprisingly wrote the script to, as well as stars in. He is a very well-spoken, intelligent man and I have nothing but the utmost respect for him as a person and actor. Liv Tyler is also in the film and came out in a new outfit. The film just started shooting so they unfortunately didn’t have anything to show us.

The gang from Iron Man (director Jon Favreau, Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, and the man himself, Robert Downey Jr.) visited to show the exclusive Comic-Con footage of the film. Although it was what I saw on Thursday, the reaction in the room was unbelievable. People were going crazy, in a good way. What was really cool though was the fact that this was the first time any of the actors had seen any footage, so their reaction was just the same as the crowd – they were extremely impressed and excited. Needless to say, I think we have another great superhero blockbuster on our hands.

The panel for the vampire/horror film, 30 Days of Night, showed a few bits of the film and it actually looks quite terrifying. Before the panel began, the people running Comic-Con announced that small children should leave the room due to the graphic nature of the film. I can’t blame them. They showed a clip that featured a blood-thirsty little girl that obviously had to be killed, so the scene ended right before said moment occurred, leaving the most of the audience disappointed. Star Josh Hartnett said it pretty nicely after some people groaned, “It’s okay if we imply violence toward children, but apparently it’s not okay to actually show it.” That might not be word for word, but you get the idea.

Lastly, and really the main reason I came for the day, was for the Superbad panel. So producer Judd Apatow (only the mastermind behind some of my favorite projects) came out sporting a white tee with Bill Haverchuck (Freaks & Geeks) on it. Classic. Apatow should seriously do stand up. He had the crowd going for quite awhile, doing jokes about how he was surprised there were such hot women at these sorts of things and about how just because you might be dressed up as a Stormtrooper it doesn’t give you the right to fart all the time (this was after saying that the whole place smelled like farts). Also present was the director, another producer, writers Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, and stars Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, and Christopher “McLovin” Mintz-Plasse. Oh yeah, and then they brought out that girl in Knocked Up who’s always stoned, who’s name is apparently Charlyne and is also apparently dating Michael Cera (I think I cried a little when I found that out). Anyway, they showed two scenes from the movie, and it looks absolutely hilarious and crude – a good combo in my book. A lot of Q&A went to Michael Cera, about his Internet show “Clark and Michael” and questions like “Can I have your baby?” and “When are you making the Arrested Development movie?” There was definitely a lot of Arrested Development love in the room (!). Also, Apatow showed us two scenes from his next film, Walk Hard, due out at the end of the year. It’s basically a parody of musician biopics like Ray and Walk the Line, but this one stars John C. Reilly as the fictional Dewey Cox. So we saw the first five minutes of the movie, which was pretty darn funny, and then a musical scene from later on, with love interest Jenna Fischer (Pam of The Office), which contained a lot of hilarious sexual innuendoes. But you really can’t expect anything less from Mr. Apatow.